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"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either."

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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

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"Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?"

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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

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"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

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"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."

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"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."

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"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

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"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?!'"

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"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."

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"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."

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"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience"

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