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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

Edgar Wallace

"When someone does something good, Applaud! You will make two people happy."

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

Andy Rooney

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Selon les statistiques, il y a une personne sur cinq qui est déséquilibrée. S'il y a 4 personnes autour de toi et qu'elles te semblent normales, c'est pas bon."

"Les statistiques c'est comme les bikinis, ça donne des idées mais ça cache l’essentiel."

"Vaut mieux se taire et paraître innocent que de parler et d'en donner la preuve!"

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