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"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

Homer

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

Homer

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

Homer

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

Homer

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

Homer

"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."

Homer

"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

Homer

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

Homer

"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."

Homer

"Dear Lord. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal."

Homer

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Homer

"'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"

Homer

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

Grandpa

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Ralph

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."

Bart

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Homer

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